myspace April 28, 2006 Outta Here April 27, 2006 All men are NOT dogs--some are pussies April 14, 2006 Worst Nap Ever April 12, 2006 Happy 10th Birthday, Kathryn (a day late) April 06, 2006 You think that's air you're breathing now? March 30, 2006 Johari Window March 27, 2006 nont necessarily the news March 22, 2006 My Life According to My Music March 20, 2006 laziness March 14, 2006 another sleepless night March 01, 2006 more nothingness February 26, 2006 still alive February 23, 2006 all apologies February 19, 2006 um...pancake?? February 15, 2006 candy heart February 14, 2006 body paint February 12, 2006 Your Minions are Annoyed February 06, 2006 mmmm Chipotle February 06, 2006 incoherant ramblings by the tired one February 04, 2006 Happy stuff January 31, 2006 My Good Day January 28, 2006 I Miss My Bed January 25, 2006 Operator, Please Connect Me January 24, 2006 I am so angry January 21, 2006 ruining my life January 20, 2006 what the--- January 19, 2006 I Love 30 Minute Meals January 17, 2006 Ki's Party! January 16, 2006 Happy 5th Birthday, Ki-baby January 15, 2006 The Widowmaker January 04, 2006 The Challenge January 03, 2006 Walk on the Ocean January 02, 2006 Happy New Year January 01, 2006 The One Where I am Profound December 31, 2005 all I loved, I loved alone December 29, 2005 not quite sober December 29, 2005 Creeping Along December 27, 2005 Miles to Go December 26, 2005 the day after December 26, 2005 After Midnight December 24, 2005 freaked out December 20, 2005 Shop 'Til You Drop December 17, 2005 Miracles and High School December 17, 2005 Wasting Time December 15, 2005 YES! December 14, 2005 the end is near December 13, 2005 it's cold, inside and out December 10, 2005 B-Rate RN December 09, 2005 Insomniacs are Cool December 08, 2005 Christmas Wish December 05, 2005 Stink. Stank. Stunk. December 03, 2005 Bon Anniversaire à Moi November 22, 2005 blah November 21, 2005 Lots of Nothing November 16, 2005 Need Some Fun November 13, 2005 Somewhere Only We Know November 11, 2005 Randomly Here & There November 08, 2005 old November 06, 2005 November is Here November 03, 2005 Is Anyone Ever Right? November 01, 2005 Soapy Time October 31, 2005 Oh My October 28, 2005 Older, Not Wiser October 27, 2005 Surreal October 24, 2005 because i am lame October 18, 2005 So Much Fun! October 15, 2005 Shoot up October 12, 2005 Poking fun October 11, 2005 She Walks in Beauty October 11, 2005 Sex Toy Story October 09, 2005 drunk typos October 03, 2005 I Can't Even Remember October 01, 2005 Anyway September 30, 2005 Dying September 27, 2005 Sick of Smarts September 26, 2005 When It Rains, It Floods September 20, 2005 And then there were none September 19, 2005 I'm Too Sexy for this Song September 16, 2005 Falling, I'm Falling September 13, 2005 Purple People Eater Take 2 September 10, 2005 Flying Purple People Eater September 09, 2005 Mmm...Underwear September 08, 2005 Un-Oiled September 01, 2005 ain't life a mystery August 28, 2005 Owie August 25, 2005 Bleed Like Me August 25, 2005 School Days Are Here Again August 22, 2005 Jay vs. the Mice of Evil and Doom August 22, 2005 Squee! August 19, 2005 Patience August 18, 2005 Dead Mouse Frolicking August 16, 2005 One Week August 14, 2005 Rated NC-17 for Adult Situations August 12, 2005 I'm a Little Teapot August 10, 2005 Manic Panic August 09, 2005 Purged August 08, 2005 Best if Used Before... August 08, 2005 Last Call August 07, 2005 All's Quiet on the Midwestern Front August 05, 2005 I am an NPC August 03, 2005 I'm Sorry August 03, 2005 August August 01, 2005 Good-bye July 30, 2005 That Cold Burning Sensation July 28, 2005 ay carumba July 27, 2005 WANTED: Fresh Segways & Ripe RPGs July 23, 2005 Got PV? July 22, 2005 Feminazi July 20, 2005 Too Tired to Think of a Witty Title July 20, 2005 We Are Family July 17, 2005 Who IS the Other Guy Singing in Van Halen? July 15, 2005 The Kids Weren't Alright...but we're getting there July 14, 2005 The One Before I Leave Town...Again July 13, 2005 Back in Black July 10, 2005 Seven Deadly Sins July 07, 2005 Single White Female Seeks... June 30, 2005 None the Wiser June 29, 2005 Wanted: Dog Sitter June 28, 2005 Rollar Coaster, Baby, Baby June 27, 2005 Giddy Giddy Bo Biddy June 24, 2005 Congrats Deidra!!! June 21, 2005 Happy Anniversary--Whatever June 21, 2005 Sun Hurts June 20, 2005 Way to Get Lei-ed June 19, 2005 Wut-Cut-Cut June 18, 2005 Mowin' Mowin' Mowin' June 17, 2005 99 Tedious Errands on the Wall June 16, 2005 T minus 3 and Counting June 14, 2005 Science Fiction Double Feature June 11, 2005 Bald June 09, 2005 Amish Country June 09, 2005 Quotalicious June 08, 2005 What's with Today, Today? June 08, 2005 Tee Off June 07, 2005 Fish Gotta Swim June 07, 2005 Brevity is Not an Option June 06, 2005 Thunderlips is Here June 06, 2005 Welcome to Bizarro World June 05, 2005 My Favorite Mistake June 03, 2005 Maybe It Was the Nudity June 01, 2005 The Only Thing Worse is Mouse Trailers May 30, 2005 Robert Englund is Such a Hottie...yo May 29, 2005 [insert sudden violin screech here] May 27, 2005 I Made it Through the Pain May 25, 2005 Ahh! Sweet Mystery of Life... May 23, 2005 One Tired Momma May 19, 2005 I See Skies of Blue May 15, 2005 They Call Me Mellow Yellow May 11, 2005 Maybe I Just Like Red May 10, 2005 Black Market Nursing Supplies May 07, 2005 The Job is Mine May 03, 2005 [insert heart attack here] May 02, 2005 Don't Panic May 01, 2005 And Your Credit Score Is April 26, 2005 You Bastards April 24, 2005 REALLY Lucky Me April 23, 2005 Kill da Wabbit... April 21, 2005 Quiz Out April 20, 2005 Dead Girl Wheezing April 18, 2005 Home Swee--- oh screw it April 17, 2005 I'm Blessed April 16, 2005 No News is Not Bad News April 15, 2005 Mom From Hell April 12, 2005 Feels Like Menopause April 08, 2005 (un)Vindicated April 07, 2005 Taste Bud Love April 06, 2005 Unconstitutional Amendment April 06, 2005 KJ's Birthday, Part Deux April 05, 2005 Happy 9th Birthday, Kathryn Jean April 05, 2005 Happy Daylight Savings Time April 03, 2005 Out of the Crayons of Babes March 31, 2005 One More Field... March 29, 2005 Dawn of the Dead March 27, 2005 Ring Around the Rosies March 24, 2005 It's Broke March 21, 2005 Dead Man Starving March 18, 2005 Hooloovoo March 15, 2005 Uppers & Downers March 07, 2005 And the Meaning of Life Is... March 02, 2005 Free Time February 28, 2005 Black & Blue February 21, 2005 Crippled February 19, 2005 Senior Year or Senior Moment? February 17, 2005 Nothing Important Happened Today February 15, 2005 Sleepyheads February 12, 2005 It's a Boy! February 09, 2005 Sleeping Beauty February 05, 2005 My Name is Hillary and I'm a Knitoholic January 31, 2005 We're in the Money January 28, 2005 Three Things January 19, 2005 BBQ Sauce... January 17, 2005 Happy 4th Birthday, Ki-Baby January 15, 2005 One Day January 14, 2005 Poppies... January 10, 2005 Want an...Injection? January 05, 2005